Privet Pain

No matter what time it is in my garden, it’s always time to clip the privet.  It bounds the front yard on three sides and thrives on a diet of neglect and neighbors’ complaints.  I trim and trim.  When I am finished with the entire hedge, I start all over again.  If I relax with a glass of iced tea within sight of the hedge, it doubles its growth efforts.

Admittedly privet makes a good privacy screen, though I don’t do anything interesting enough to excite the neighbors anyway.  Unlike a fence, it isn’t demolished by an onslaught of heavy, wet snow or downed tree branches.  Once the snow or limbs are removed it waits a day or two, then bounces back up and gets back to the business of climbing into the stratosphere.

When I am not pruning the privet, I get on my knees to weed out the various rampant species that grow underneath.  Among them is the only thing with the horticultural chutzpah go mano a mano with the privet–bird-sown mulberry.  I would let the two species duke it out, but I have a feeling that I would be the only loser.