Ugly Legs

I once had an elderly babysitter who lived a Spartan life and indulged in only one vice—one scoop of vanilla ice cream once a week.  This may have accounted for the fact that she lived in permanent disapproval mode.  Once, when I was about twelve I greeted her arrival wearing what I thought was a … Read more

Monch Madness

There was a time when I had no asters in my front garden. Then I planted one small pot of tall, pink-flowered ‘Alma Potschke’ asters. ‘Alma’ prospered—so much so that now, if I didn’t pull out the seedlings every year, I would have hundreds of ‘Alma Potschke’offspring. Not only do I pull out the seedlings, … Read more